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because you only live once
Friends and Family
- Adam B. Wing
- Alli and Todd
- Ashlie Sherwood
- Bakerella
- Baking Becca (Becca Geilman)
- Bishop Family
- Cake Wrecks
- Factorytown (not friend or family, but the words captivate me)
- I Heart Organizing
- Jer and Jill
- John and Teresa Stubbs
- Peterson Family
- Pook and John
- Scott and Lindsay Foley
- Six Sisters (Kristen Hills)
- Sorhus Family
- Steve and Meg (and squish and indie and fish, etc.)
- The Housleys
- The Kindreds
- The Lecaques
- The Turner Family
- View Along The Way
Favorite Quotes
- I was changing the baby's diaper when I exclaimed, "Baby, you have stinky, stinky poops!" Lochlan chimed in, "Baby, you have two stinkies poops."
- While preparing to blow his nose, Lochlan stated matter-of-factly, "I need to blow my burgers. It's gonna get loud in here for a while."
- After enjoying some delicious Bear Creek dehydrated potato soup, we faced the long trip home to Provo from St. George. Unfortunately, Jaren and I both got the "toots" (a situation we should have expected), and mine were especially putrid. One of us remarked that it smelled like death. After thinking for a moment, I announced, "No. It smells worse than that. It smells like death farted!"
- "Here I sit all broken hearted. I tried to poop, but only farted. Then one day I took a chance. I tried to fart and crapped my pants." - Jaren's dad
- "If we had cake, we could have cake and ice cream, if we had ice cream." -Grandpa Hafen
- "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." - Jack Handy
- "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead." - Dad
- "When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy." - Jack Handy
- When I made a comment about someone farting in a car, Jaren's dad remarked, " It is better for all to suffer a little than for one to suffer a lot."
- “Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.” - Demetri Martin
- “I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like "Huh?", but if it's in a basket you're like " This is nice!" - Demetri Martin
- “I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.” - Demetri Martin
- “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” - Jack Handy
- “If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.” - Jack handy
- “The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?” - Jack Handy
- “When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.” - Demetri Martin
- “Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.” - Jack Handy
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5 comments:
Yeah! I'm glad you guys started a blog - it'll be a fun way to keep in touch, especially since you stink at returning emails and phone calls :)
Hey, can you fiddle with the picture or text to get the "e" off Jaren's face? People will think you're hiding something... (I took my picture into a paint program to put text on it so I had more options then blogger gives you).
Glad you started a blog, I look forward to seeing what you write.
Sorry about not leaving my name on a previous comment. John was bugging me to finish up and I forgot to sign.
-Pook
Hi Kristin!! Cute blog. =) -Alana
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